Quarter-life Crisis

Hey there you
I don't know who
Listen to me
Open your eyes and see.

I feel short, fat, and ugly
I feel stupid, awkward, and pudgy
I drink lots of cola
And now I feel like crapola.

I'm in a quarter-life crisis
But don't worry, I'm not slashing wrists
It's just difficult to feel positive
I'm only finding it hard to live.

It's so much easier
To be negative
Yes I think I'm in my
Quarter-life crisis.